If I had $1,200 just laying around, this is what I would buy. I'd name him Wilbur.

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REAL FREAK HIPO PIG TAXIDERMY,SIDESHOW,ODDITTY,DEFORMED

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PLEASE READ ENTIRE AUCTION BEFORE BIDDING. ATTENTION EBAY THIS PIG DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY ORGANS OR BRAIN MATTER. IT HAS BEEN REMOVED WHEN IT WAS PRESERVED BY A TAXIDERMIST. THIS IS PIG IS LEGAL TO SELL AND OWN. THIS AUCTION DOES NOT VIOLATE ONY EBAYS RULES OR REGULATIONS. PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE. THANKS.

UP FOR AUCTION IS A RARE REAL FREAK PIG TAXIDERMY WET SPECIMEN. THIS PIG IS A TWISTED LEG PIG. AS SHOWN IN THE PICS IT WAS BORN THIS WAY. PLEASE SEE PICS. THIS IS THE ONLY ONE I HEAVE EVER SEEN LIKE THIS PIG. IT IS THE ONLY ONE I KNOW OF IN THIS WORLD! THIS SPECIMEN HAS BEEN PROFESSIONALLY PRESERVED IN OUR OWN SPECIAL BLEND OF NON TOXIC PRESERVATIVE FOR THE PAST 5 YRS. SELLER WILL HAVE TO ADD THERE OWN FLUID DUE TO SHIPPING. I WILL LET BUYER KNOW WHAT TO USE WHEN IT IS WON IN AUCTION. I WILL ALSO INCLUDE A CLEAR PLASTIC JAR TO DISPLAY IT IN WITH A SCREW TOP LID. GREAT FREAK. THIS IS COMING OUT OR MY PERSONAL COLLECTION AND WILL ONLY BE LISTED 1 TIME SO DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE. PERFECT FOR THE THE CLASSROOM. WILL BE PACKED WELL FOR SAFE SHIPPING. NO REFUNDS DUE TO THE NATURE OF THIS ITEM. PAYMENT DUE IN 3 DAYS PLEASE. ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK. THANKS!