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Thursday, August 4, 2011

I Wonder If I'd Have to Pay a Pet Deposit for This

So... $14.99 for some dog hair that was swept up from this seller's floor. What a deal. I can totally get some dryer lint for much cheaper.


(actual listing: http://cgi.ebay.com/AWESOME-DUST-BUNNY-/360300506572?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item53e3956dcc#ht_2213wt_952)





Sell one like this


All "Dust Bunny" proceeds go to groom my chubby Pug.
You will always receive the freshest "bunny" available.
Seriously - it's a great gag gift that really is low cost, but so unique.   I've had several replies now that recipients of these bunnies are amazed that the giver took the time to find this perfect & harmless gift - and that the auction can be shown off at the time of giving.  Great laughter, and that's what house warming is all about. So break out that paypal and get a bunny for that special someone.   They'll be impressed you splurged for a quality bunny - not one of those cheap, low quality Chinese dust bunnies from Wallmart.  NO cat stuff in here. However, I'm willing to raid the neighbor's irritating cat if you specify a cat hair bunny.
Regardless, it's some good humor that brought you to my listings - enjoy.
This Bunny has big size and excellent proportions. 
At full "fluff" this is easily 3 inches cubed.
 A real MUST have bunny, suitable for display or giving.
Sanitized.  No nasty organic stuff, just great dust with a very, very high percentage of rare creamy beige Pug Hair. Sourced from an impeccable 1940's Douglas Fir, vertical grain floor - its as close as you can get to a vintage, high quality bunny seen elsewhere on fine estates, European Castles or even a good yacht. This is not a stale, slowly accumulated bunny - you will always be shipped, a very fresh and odor free dust bunny.
Best of all - it can be compressed and shipped in a low cost envelope!You just can't go wrong with this bunny. The rare Pug Hair allows it will hold whatever shape you pull it into.A perfect "starter" bunny for that hard to buy for friend, or new couple in their first starter home. Divided, this will make excellent starter bunny cultures of superb pedigree.  What a perfect house warming gift. Also very suitable for the college student whose dorms are sterile and lack character.
 Jump on this one folks - we only get 1 of these a month.

AWESOME DUST BUNNY


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1 comment:

  1. I can give you some of my cat's fur if you wish. But seriously...that shiz is FREAKY!

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